WTF is the deal here?

The Flaming Artist is a successful illustrator, animator, and comic book artist who wants you to see the kinds of images he really likes to make.

He says:

“My first husband and I moved in together in 1986, and had our first commitment ceremony in 1987. We were together for 26 years before he passed away after a long fight with cancer.

“I was lucky enough to have a second chance at mariage. My current husband and I were married at the county clerk’s office in 2014.”

Are you a bear or a twink?

“I’m a bear.”

Yes, but how big is your dick?

“Artists must maintain some mystery.”